Grand Theft Altman

Big ideas. Fast cars. Neon nights.

Sam brings the vision. Lucia brings the attitude. Enter a neon-soaked world where AI ambition meets Miami mischief.

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The World

Enter the Altmanverse.

Grand Theft Altman blends AI ambition, neon Miami nights, and Lucia's fearless attitude into a playful world of cinematic meme chaos.

One city. Two personalities. A whole lot of unexpected ideas.

Vice City
Leonida Keys
Grassrivers
Port Gellhorn
Ambrosia
Mount Kalaga

Stylised map of the fictional state of Leonida

A fictional world map. Map tiles by map.gtadb.org and contributors, CC BY 4.0; coastline traced and restyled.

Scene 01

Vice City.

A jet on final approach, the sign lit by the last of the sun, and a skyline that never switches off. This is where big ideas find a louder soundtrack.

Scene 02

Leonida Keys.

Take the scenic route. Long bridges, warm water, and a little distance from the noise — until the next idea brings everyone back.

Scene 03

Grassrivers.

Stilt houses over brown water, a bar at the end of every dock, and a town that runs on gossip. Slow enough that nobody here is checking the group chat.

Scene 04

Port Gellhorn.

Wet asphalt, a cabaret sign that never stops buzzing, and a parking lot where every conversation is a negotiation. The city after midnight.

Scene 05

Ambrosia.

Refinery stacks on the horizon and the freeway humming through the dark. Ambition smells like diesel out here, and it works all night too.

Scene 06

Mount Kalaga.

Red rock, switchbacks and a two-lane road cut straight through the canyon. Come for the view, stay because the drive back down is genuinely terrifying.